Targetted advertising my right buttock
Facebook flyers certainly know what I, the customer, want to spend my money on! I have no idea why they thought this ad was appropriate for me, as I’ve not mentioned my secret fetish for wearing high heels…
Looking at my profile, it’s probably because I have listed one of my favourite bands as Squeeze. This leads to one of two conclusions: either facebook flyers are ridiculously targetted, or fans of Squeeze are noted transvestites with a penchant for massages, and facebook are extremely clever. See you at the salon, Suckerberg, honey.